me: omg i have to crap but i have no toilet paper
kelleyroo.com: awww shit do you have any fast food napkiins
me: nope
kelleyroo.com: or papertowels
me: nope lol
kelleyroo.com: lmao you could go get a leaf out of the yard
me: i never have paper towels anymore cuz i always use wipes.
me: LMFAO
me: yeah i think i might do that.