So, last night..my boyfriend got the bright idea that it would be fun/cool to take my cousin and I to a house party. A hip hop house party. I was all for it, I thought it would be pretty funny and I was right. It was fucking HILARIOUS.  The party was filled with lame white kids and wanna be hippies, with the exception of me, my boyfriend, Kelley, and one of Sodas friends, Abe.

The night was..pretty fun. At least, I was having a good time. Watching people dance like utter morons really entertained me and it seemed to be entertaining Kelley too. We did our usual routine. Hang out together, away from everyone..and make fun of them silently, but not seriously. I think as an interesting side note I should add that at one point I had to piss really bad.so..we went to the bathroom and there was no toilet paper so I just wiped with some shirt I found on the ground. Kelley wont admit this, but she did too.

Anyway..I decided to dance a bit so we moved into the room where everyone was dancing and I danced on and off, my boyfriend danced on and off and VERY HILARIOUSLY might I add. Picture a white guy dancing to rap. Yeah, you just pictured my boyfriend. At one point I tried to dance with him and he clobbered my feet..seriously.

Then…outta nowhere.. this blonde girl walks over to Kelley and asks her to dance. She says no and the girl proceeds to start talking shit. Now, this bitch was drunk..very very drunk…way over her limit. She said something like “I heard youve been making fun of the way people dance? Thats not very cool, yadda yadda.” I have no idea what Kelley said to her but when she turned around she looked very annoyed. I was like “Did that bitch just try to get an attitude with you?” Kelley said “YEAH!” So, that was my cue to get in her face and be as intimidating as possible.

“Who really gives a fuck if she was making fun of the way people dance? If everyones having a decent time, who fucking cares?”
No response from her. She just stares at me. So I turned around and said..
“I hope she wasnt trying to talk shit to my fucking cousin because ive had to whoop bitches asses before for doing this and id hate to do it again.”
I turn back around to face her.
“Keep in mind your drunk, im not. Think about that real hard before you decide to say anything else to me.”
Then here comes Mr. Saves the day Soda. He was stoned, and paranoid that id end up getting the cops called on us because, I probably would have and he tells me we should leave.
Some other brunette girl came up and started talking to me, what she said was insignificant because she was being nice and before you know it, the original blonde whore who started the whole drama was nowhere to be seen.
Sodas freaking out and wouldnt let go of my arm. He made us leave.
Too bad, I wanted to bust out some West Nashville on them Belmont Bitches.

What bewilders me is that the last time a scenario similar to this happened, it was also perpetrated by girls from rich neighborhoods…practically the same neighborhoods. The last time I think the whores were from around the Belmont/Hillsboro Village area and this time they were just from Belmont. I think it has something to do with Kelley and I obviously not being from around there, and not giving a fuck about socializing with them, etc. And you know how girls are, they feel threatened by lame crap like that. Im sort of glad that the situation didnt escalate to that of The 5 Spot where a huge physical fight broke out..but DAMN that woulda been awesome.