This morning my boyfriend and I were over a friends house watching the news. They were talking about a very overweight guy who was denied the privilege to adopt a boy he had been caring for for a couple years or something.

Me: Wonder why they wont let him adopt.

Mattie: Well, if someones so fat that they are handicapped or something I could understand.

Me: Yeah, I could understand that too but this guys gotta job and shit. Maybe they think hes gonna feed the kid a bunch of sweets and junk and get him fat too.

Mattie: Or maybe, theyre concerned that hes going to eat him.