No. I didnt get a new hat, a new bong, or get my nipples pierced. But, I felt that was an appropriate title. Thats a quote from this 311 Video called “Enlarged To Show Detail.” Kelley, I dont know if you remember that part or not but Tim says it.

So with that said…
I have made the decision to get my nipples pierced. Woohoo! I have always been into body modifications and I have had about 7 or 8 piercings, not including my ears (which I need to re pierce sometime soon by the way). Ive debated about this for a while because it would be really bad to have to deal with an infected nipple, but, I am just gonna..take care of it best I can and roll with the punches. If they get infected, ill take em out or try to clear the infection up ..sometimes a small infection is a part of a piercing. Im gonna get em both done at the same time. Well, one right after the other. And, per Sodas request..have a female piercer because “he doesnt want another guy touchin my boobs.” LoL.

Anyway, Ill probably be getting it done sometime next week, after I get paid. Im pretty excited about it. Just the prospect of having another piercing..excites me!

PS. I burned myself pretty bad last night. Ive had it wrapped up all night and I am about to take the wrap off to see how it looks…ooo

So, I checked my stats today to see what phrases or words people have googled that have led them to my site. So, here goes..

totally dude layout
fuzzie cunt
black dreaded jesus layouts
how to make great frech toast
mana-dharma-sastra
christian boyfriend gets on my nerves
believing christians believe ufos
marijuana induced third eye
ate a paper towel
symbols associated with anunaki
tammy faye layouts

But, the best one..by far…is..

i accidentally shit on my muslim boyfriend

A good idea from Jenn.nu

Three pens (I love pens), a highlighter, a fat permanent marker (in case I see anything I need to vandalize), a bic mock zippo lighter case for bic mini’s, an owl that has a secret stash spot inside (thanks kelley), my BLACKBERRY!, a blue bic mini, a black bic, aloe vera lip balm, strawberry lip gloss, and my beautiful hemp wallet!

I just moderated my comments..and…I got 4 SPAM messages from bloussant asking me if I needed bigger breasts..

They tryin to tell me something?

Probably.

If you accidentally shit all over your arm…would you wipe it with a dry paper towel? Or would you use soap and water.

Well, then why do you suppose most people only wipe their asses with dry toilet paper?

Kelley tagged me.

Rules: Each person posts the rules before their list, then they list 8 things about themselves. At the end of the post, that person tags and links to 8 other people then visits those peoples sites and comments letting them know that they have been tagged, and to come read the post, so they know what they have to do.

My eight thing
1. Im going to be 21 in August. A lot of times I think that I have wasted too much time doing nothing and I worry about my future.
2. I am trapped in a vicious cycle of thoughts that rarely allow me to be the person I THINK I am. But, in recent years ive taken great steps on overcoming my anxiety and bipolar disorder. Anyone can do it, you can too.
3. I spend and UNGODLY amount of time on the internet. I even have a regular chat room and a regular forum I visit. That makes me an ubergeek.
4. Today (Sunday, June 10th, 2007) my black Moor, No eyed Jack, died. I cried.
5. Sometimes I wish things were different
6. My mom is one of my best friends, along with my cousin Kelley. Other than these two people, I consider myself alone in this world.
7. I feel like I have a very special relationship with my cat. Like he is my familiar. I adopted him almost a year ago from an animal shelter. He has turned out to be a very good friend.
8. My father is an opiate addict of 20 years. He chose them over a life with me and my mother. I have given him chance after chance to be a part of my life and it just doesnt happen. We do not currently speak or have any sort of relationship with each other. I love him a lot and wish that he was a part of my life. A lot of times I talk about him as if he is in my life, but he isnt.

Soda just came into the bedroom and said he needed to get something for his jock itch.

Then he told me that RED (of all people) said the way to cure it is to get the shower as hot as it will go, then spray your balls and stuff with it.

Then Red told him that even though that method works, its extremely dangerous, because it cooks your “organ” (balls) and allows them to be squished easier.

I said..
Coming from Red..you believe this?

He said..”Yeah. Red has it too.”

So I said..
Do you think maybe its just the crust yall got from..fuckinnastybitches? xD

I been actin chinese like sum yung ho!