Someone explain this shit, dude.
August 20, 2008 | Filed in: what the fuck

This morning after I updated my twitter, I got this IM on my blackberry:

— 8/20/2008 —
CorporealTrout (5:04 AM):
You’re downright wonderful! I love you, I love you, I love you!

lesterluigi (5:04 AM):
Wow
Who is this?

CorporealTrout (5:04 AM):
my nmae is benhtay
you jksut uedtpad your ljronviaeul and got a trout aim!

lesterluigi (5:05 AM):
Huh?

CorporealTrout (5:05 AM):
did you just update your linjveoraul?

lesterluigi (5:05 AM):
I updated my twitter

CorporealTrout (5:06 AM):
taht’s paorlbby it to
is yuor aim on it?

lesterluigi (5:06 AM):
Yeah….its the same name
Hahaha I like how you type

CorporealTrout (5:07 AM):
tt’ahs prblboay it. awnyay so tihs thnig makes it do s
srory
how i tpye?
um ayawny.
the trout thnig?
i’ts tihs bot taht cceontns two aim nmaes with pelpoe who have udpeatd a blog/lj of smoe srot
and cehgand their nemas to seogthimn with tuort or samlon
and says senihotmg silly as the 1st snctneee

lesterluigi (5:07 AM):
So…
My twitter is now trout something?

CorporealTrout (5:08 AM):
no no no
yr’uoe on aim rihgt now rhgit?
what deos my seercn name say
your says srhkgouhtiyt when i konw it is not alaltucy that

lesterluigi (5:09 AM):
Yeah I’m on aim….yours says coRporealtrout

CorporealTrout (5:09 AM):
http://james.puorsotes.com/ktay-prery-one-of-the-boys

CorporealTrout (5:10 AM):
http://en.wepkiiida.org/wiki/TaGrbeetasHhty

lesterluigi (5:10 AM):
What????

CorporealTrout (5:11 AM):
raed it
it elnxpias it

lesterluigi (5:12 AM):
Its invalid
Because of your typing

CorporealTrout (5:13 AM):
my tnypig is’nt meessd up but yruos is

lesterluigi (5:13 AM):
So is yours dude
Who is this??

CorporealTrout (5:14 AM):
bnhteay.
i gseus our tpniyg i’snt manet to work

lesterluigi (5:14 AM):
Yeah…..I dunno I can’t figure out your name

CorporealTrout (5:14 AM):
ahiglrt bye

lesterluigi (5:15 AM):
Do I know you???

::UPDATE::
I figured it out. Scroll down to “Trout Bots.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheGreatHatsby



Apeshit.
June 2, 2008 | Filed in: hmmm?, shootin the shit, thinking about life, what the fuck

It seems like I have nothing to blog about, but theres actually so much to blog about that I cant even begin to fathom how to put it into words and create some type of legible piece of writing. So, I wont. I wont go into detail about my life recently…I dont feel I owe some long drawn out story. Ill just pick up, not where I left off…but where I am now. Thats what I feel like doing.

Picking up, not where I left off…but where I am right now. That makes me wish that life was like the internet. For a lot of people life is the internet or the internet is their life or some huge part of it, I dont know where I am on that. The internet certainly takes up a lot of my time but would I call it a part of my life? I dont think so. Would I miss it if it were gone? Hmm..I would probably find something else to do. The instant easy access to information would be missed, but thats what books are for.

My life has been nothing short of chaotic, just a big mess. Its getting better though, because, like this blog entry..I am picking up where I am now, not where I left off.



Hillary Clinton in Nashville.
January 27, 2008 | Filed in: blah blah, lol, stories, what the fuck

After finding out that Barack Obama won the South Carolina Primaries last night (woohoo!) I found out that Hillary Clinton was due to be in Nashville, about 10 minutes away from me, in about one hour.

So, of course, I wanted to go. She was supposed to be speaking at the TSU Gymnasium around 8:30pm and we didnt get on the road till about 8:00PM because it takes Soda 30 fucking minutes before hes ever ready to go anywhere.

We finally get to TSU and from the looks of things..theres no one fuckin there. No one. But, we get inside..and the line to get into the gym to see Hillary is like…around the whole school it seems. So, we took our place at the end of the line and BAM it starts moving quick and it looks like were gonna get inside to see this bitch. RIGHT as we got to the door of the auditorium, we were rerouted to the stairwell and told by the police that we could go upstairs. Now, when I say we…it was me, Soda and about 20 other people probably.
The Secret Service was one step ahead of us. They locked the doors upstairs before we could get to it. The cops came back into the stairwell and told us all we would have to leave. I told the cop “Nice to see our Metro Police know exactly whats going on here!” Sarcastically, of course. And, well, he muttered some obscenities under his breath and then walked away. When the cops walked away..the Hillary Clinton campaign volunteers shouted “GO GO GO GO !!” and we all went hauling ass down one hallway and about 10 people got into the auditorium. As SOON as Soda and I were about to walk through..a female cop blocked the door and told us that the Secret Service was NOT ALLOWING ANYONE ELSE THROUGH at this time.
So, needless to say we were all forced to watch Hillary Clinton speak from right outside the auditorium doors. What a shame. I stayed for about 3 minutes of her speech before I realized she was saying a bunch of nothing..and left.

How fun!
Pictures and videos soon.



Sort of pissed off.
October 25, 2007 | Filed in: blah blah, pissed, what the fuck

Tonight was kind of interesting. Nothing was going on as usual, I was just sitting here listing some of my virtual pets on ebay. Ive still got quite a few to get rid of, lol. Well, Soda decided he was going to call up a friend of ours and see what he was up to. Hes generally always up pretty late and he seems to always be doing something…soooo..we called him, and a different friend picked up the phone and said he was sitting in the waiting room of the ER because our friend had been rushed to the ER tonight due to a super serious asthma attack. By the time we got to the ER he had already been admitted and they were not allowing visitors so we just sat in the waiting room for a while with a couple friends, then decided to come home. He is gonna have to stay over night which, really really sucks :( I hope he will be ok.

Oh yeah..
Soda and I have pretty much decided on a wedding date. Saturday, June 7th.  This is not an extra special date for us..but..one of my best friends is coming down from Canada to visit me and id like to be married with everyone I love close to me. Now, keep in mind thats only a few people hahaha. Mom, Kelley, Kathryn, and Sarah. It will be quick and to the point. We will probably tattoo our wedding bands on our fingers. Soda said hes going to buy me a ring ..but im not gonna get him one. Hell just lose it. xD.

OMG. I have a serious gripe with godaddy.com. Maybe I am just a moron but..here it goes..maybe someone out there will be able to help.
About a month or so ago I decided to add the cash parking option onto two of my domains that I didnt use very often and didnt want to get rid of, but didnt have any real use for. So, I did it. Then, I changed my mind and decided I wanted at least one of the domains back (findnirvanadesigns.com) ..so, naturally, I canceled the cash parking but I forgot to change the name servers back to MY custom name servers. Its been about a month or so..and I just remembered that I wanted this domain back and wanted to try and work on it again..so I logged into godaddy and changed the nameservers back to my custom name servers, the same one this domain is on…well..
Nothing happened. The domain is STILL parked. I have no idea why this wont change. I called godaddy and they said that im gonna have to get in touch with “my cousin, host gator or whoever is hosting my domain” and have them change it (I told them my space is my cousins blah blah blah). Now, what I dont understand is..I canceled the cash parking. I changed the nameservers. WHY is there any further requirement of getting my webpage back? WHY? Someone help.



Pervert!
September 9, 2007 | Filed in: stories, what the fuck

Last night my boyfriend and I went out to a bar and he was pretty miserable. Partly because he had it in his mind, that we were gonna go do something HE wanted to do, hah. Well, he just moped the whole time so we left and decided to go to Cafe Cocos (vomit) because Saturday night is Hip Hop night and he has two friends who freestyle on the open mic every single Saturday. When we got here, thankfully, the “freestyle” had moved outside and that saved me from actually having to step foot in that wretched place.

Anyway, after it was over..there was a group of 6 of us, Me, Soda, and four more friends….all male. One of thems dad used to own this warehouse right next door to the worlds largest adult bookstore (lol) and he still had the keys so we decided to go there…well..when we got there..they had changed the locks. So, fuggit. We decided to go to the porno store and dick around for a while.

We werent even in the toys and magazines section, we walked to the back and were messing around with all the stripper costumes, etc and I saw this awesome sex swing. Like any other red blooded American, my first thought was to run right over to in and jump in it and start swingin around! When I got to the swing, I realized I had no idea how to even get in the thing so I was sort of, sizing it up and figuring out how to work it when I noticed something…strange..

There was a man, an older man, behind the magazine racks “happy muggin” me. Now, let me explain what “mugging” is. Here in the South, its a term that we use when someone is staring REALLY REALLY hard. Its not a serious term, just something we use in jest when joking around. If someones looking at you angrily, we say..”mean muggin.” Well, this dude was happy muggin. Staring at me hard with a smile on his face. A creepy smile.  So I turned around to my friends and I was like..”Hey..check out that guy behind me..hes creeping me out.”

About that time, one of our friends decided he wants to buy a sticker that says …”Hooked On Chronic.” So, We make our way up to the cashier and theres no one behind the counter. Thats when we noticed that that guy had followed us up there. So my friend says…”Hey, do you work here? Is it your job to ring me up?” The guy just looks at him..and smiles. Not saying a word. Two of our friends had went to sit outside, I was getting creeped out and I told Soda to lets go outside.

Well guess what? He followed us outside. He got into his car and just sat there looking at me..thats when I found the PERFECT opportunity to get out my camera. So I snapped this shot, seriously..go check it out. He sat there for as long as it took us to start walking to our car..so we decided to stop right at our car to see what hed do….he drove past us, slowly. So, yeah..we were like fuck it..that was weird….

We all got into the car and sat there for a second laughing about what had happened. We pulled out of the parking lot and notice …HES RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND US.  I swear all six of us turned our heads and looked at him. He followed us for about two blocks before he got off our trail. We wished we hadnt turned around, we wanted to see how far hed follow us. We thought about leading him out into the sticks and beating him up. Lol.

Really weird, but fucking hilarious.



Update on the paid blogging thing and FUCKING HEALTHCARE.
August 29, 2007 | Filed in: blah blah, lol, rant, stories, what the fuck

Its not gonna happen. Why, you ask?

My blog got rejected due to excessive foul language. Thats cool..thats fine and dandy. FUCK THAT, hahahaa. I pay blog on another site of mine thats much, much more family friendly than this site.

Actually, the one thing that had me bummed about the whole paid blogging on this domain would be that I may have to screen myself and not be “me.” Which, I would have really hate to have done, but when you need the money..you need the money.
Luckily, the google page rank for my other site went up to TWO! So now, I am able to get ops to write ads that pay a bit more so I can make up for all the lost income by writing just one ad a day..so if I choose to write more..ill make more. So, in about a month ill be making a decent amount of cash again. Kickass.
Everything worked out perfectly. A couple days before this blog got rejected, my page rank on my other blog went up, allowing me to supplement my lost income with that blog, which was what I was gonna do with this blog…does that make sense? I hope so, because I dont know any other real way to explain it -.-.

Well…I dont have anything else to write about, really.. oh, wait..yes I do.

I think im getting firsthand experience on how fucked up our health care system is in this country.  I havent seen “Sicko” and im really, not educated at all on the subject of health care in our country, but I know a few things. My boyfriend is pretty educated on it and he doesnt have very good things to say about it, and ive got an online friend named Liz who also rarely, if ever, has good things to say about the health care system in the United States. So,  now, with that said..ive got a story to tell.

I am uninsured. Thats right, I do not have health insurance or any other kind of insurance for that matter. So, apparently that complicates things a bit when it comes to health care. Why? I dont know. There are a lot of people in this country that cannot afford insurance, should they be less of a priority than those who do have insurance? Definitely not,  but it sure seems that way. A couple weeks ago when I had to go to the hospital due to my panic attack they told me about a program here that helps uninsured patients to get health care at an affordable price. I was super excited about this because not only could I get health care at a decent price, but I could also get my prescriptions filled at a very decent price also. I thought that this program was fucking awesome. Just what this country needed. Like I said, there are tons of people who just cant afford health insurance and unfortunately, they are under prioritized. I know that I will probably never have real health insurance for a couple of reasons. Ill never work a job that gives it to me because im not the kind of person that can deal with a 9-5 job so I will always be doing “odd” jobs that more than likely dont offer insurance.  So, yeah, I was excited about this program.

Basically, you enroll in the program and they send you a packet of information that tells you the health clinic you are assigned to, the pharmacy you are assigned to, etc. For patients that make a really, really low amount of money you have to sign up with the programs pharmacy, and for those who make an average amount of money you can get them filled wherever. I make an average amount of money and the clinic I was assigned to is also a pharmacy so I could get them written there by my doctor, and filled there.

The time came today for me to go visit my assigned clinic for the first time to meet with a doctor as a follow-up appointment to my ER visit and I needed a new prescription written for one of my medications, Ativan.
So, I go into the clinic and I tell them why im there, etc

“Hey im here as a walk in, I was just enrolled in the ************ program and they assigned you guys as my clinic, im here to see a doctor for a follow-up appointment to an ER visit I had a couple weeks ago, and to get some new prescriptions written for my medication.”

“Baby we aint got no time for you today we already have too many patients you gon have to come back tomorrow, well, wait, we aint got no walk in doctor for tomorrow you gon have to come back on Thursday.”

“Ok, cool! Thanks”

“Wait..whatchu here for again?”

“Im here because I was just enrolled in the ********** program and they assigned you guys as my clinic and I need to meet with a doctor to get some new prescriptions for my medications because one of them has run out”

“What medication?”

“Ativan..Lorazepam.”

“Baby aint nobody here gon write you a prescription for that.”

“What? Why? I was assigned here by ********, why would they direct me here?”

“I dont know. But nobody here gon write you a prescription for that.”

“Uh, ok. Thanks.”

And, then I walked out. Pissed as hell. Its not enough that those who arent insured are treated as lower class and have to fight to get medical care. But, when a program finally comes together to serve those who arent insured, its a piece of shit too. A piece of shit that is unorganized and has no real clue what the fuck they are doing.
When I was enrolled in this program they gave me a care coordinator to call in case I had any problems. I called her a couple times last week to ask questions about what I was supposed to do when I went in for my initial visit to my assigned clinic so I wouldnt have to deal with problems like this, I left her three messages and she never called me back. Thats cool. Maybe she was busy with her job. Oh yeah, her job is to call me back. So today when I went into the clinic, I had no idea what I was supposed to do but I figured it couldnt be that hard. I took all of my paperwork, prescriptions, medication bottles, etc. They didnt care to look at any of that stuff and just sent me right out the door within 2 minutes of my arrival.
Why would this program assign me to a clinic that was not able to write and fill my prescriptions? They knew my medical history. They have to study the patients medical history in order to figure out what clinic to assign to them, etc. So, knowing my medical history and knowing that it is mental health, why wouldnt they assign me to a mental health clinic where my problems could be dealt with accordingly and why in the fuck is the ER speaking so highly of, and helping me enroll into a program that isnt worth a damn? So, I came home and made a few calls. I called my care coordinator once again and left a message, then I called my clinic again and spoke with the head nurse there. I explained to her what happened and she said theres absolutely no reason why this should have happened. That this clinic is listed as a mental health facility and that prescriptions like mine are filled there everyday so she has no idea who I spoke with (it was a nurse) and why they blatantly lied to me like that. I had no idea either. She told me to come back Thursday morning as early as possible (around 7AM) as a walk in and talk with a doctor and everything should be fine.

Now, ive still got a smidgen of hope for this program. My first impression has given me a fucked up view about them and it has just showed me a bit about how mixed up and unorganized our health care system in this country is. Hopefully they will redeem themselves, but im not keeping my hopes up for that one. We will see.

Ill keep you updated.



How come people have come across my page.
August 2, 2007 | Filed in: blah blah, lol, uhhh, what the fuck

So, I checked my stats today to see what phrases or words people have googled that have led them to my site. So, here goes..

totally dude layout
fuzzie cunt
black dreaded jesus layouts
how to make great frech toast
mana-dharma-sastra
christian boyfriend gets on my nerves
believing christians believe ufos
marijuana induced third eye
ate a paper towel
symbols associated with anunaki
tammy faye layouts

But, the best one..by far…is..

i accidentally shit on my muslim boyfriend



Paris gets released from jail.
June 7, 2007 | Filed in: what the fuck

So, the whole world knows that Paris “Herpes Cunt” Hilton was slapped with a 4o something day stint in jail. She then, before she even served time, got it cut to 23 days.

Basically..she served something like a couple of days and is now getting put on house arrest.

Im really really angry about this. I think this shows a HUGE pathetic weakness in our “justice” system.  America is a FUCKING PUSSY. Its stupid bullshit like this that makes up thousands of weak links in the chain that is the United States of America and the chain is getting weaker and weaker.

What does this tell the American public?
That if you have money, you have it all. There is a system implemented in this country to keep the rich sheltered and privileged, but to keep the poor…poor and needy. Its absolutely sickening. Not only would I be in jail for 40 some-odd days right now, but chances are..if you are reading this..you would be to.
Had I been drunk, and made the decision to get into a motor vehicle and drive around, according to the drivers test I took when I got my license, I would be in jail for 45 days right now.

Do you know WHY id be in jail, without bail, for 45 days? Because theyd take one look at me, and realize that no matter how high they set my bail, I wouldnt  be able to afford it. They wouldnt make any money off of me.  But let some celebrity with money bags hanging out of their fucking ass and they get a hugeeeee bail that they can pay immediately. Cha ching!

anyways I totally abandoned this like 15 minutes ago and lost my steam.





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